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Unless of course, you actually are a rockstar.

But there are no rockstar programmers, there are only rockstar astrophysicists, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Harold_May

a real ninja would never tell you he was a ninja.. so you're right, only if you actually are a rockstar.

That means, if I'm a ninja I should tell you that I am, because, by the above rule, you'll now be 100% certain that I'm not.

I think you've found a strange loop.