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Which would be what percentage of internet users? 0.00001%?

probably a much higher percentage of hn users.

but what percentage of mobile users?

99%

I don't even know how to turn off JS on mobile (but I use Disconnect as a systemwide adblocker so it's usually not a problem).

Oops, you can disable it the same way you do on desktop on both Chrome and Firefox.