So, for example, after January 23rd anyone can get the exact number of shares traded in Apple on the NYSE on January 21st, take the natural log, discard the first six digits after the decimal point, and keep the next six digits as a random number from 0 to 10^6-1 inclusive.
That's not necessarily evenly distributed so it doesn't necessarily meet all your criteria, but other than that, is it the sort of thing you mean?