“Aish, after much discussion, we realised we really want you in the team. But the HR who was handling your papers had to quit and therefore we will no longer be pursuing your application. I am very sorry that we have taken so long to respond”.
This is the freaking CEO talking. Here's my translation:
"Aish, we want you, but we can't have you because someone quit, and we're too incompetent to follow up."