Speculation is fine and all, but the "we've got a 70% chance of not starting a full-on revolution in the streets" (paraphrased) claim sure is bold! It's the kind of wild ass speculation that one confines to after-a-few-drinks conversations with close friends. I guess when you're a big fish in the Valley, people think you know such things? "73%" would have been even funnier.
The "glitch" css animation on the title of this article is sweet.