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> will just report you to the cops if they see sleight-of-hand

Why? Just add it to the order.

And when you try to cancel your Amazon Prime subscription: Hey, remember that time when you tried placing an item under your coat (video link)?

Just play it as a pre-roll to the next video they watch.

Subscribe for a year now, or your shoplifting videos get sent to everyone on your Family Account...