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My team at work thinks of every excuse possible to get bagels. Recently for a birthday, a work anniversary, and being restacked into new cubes. But this is the best possible excuse for bringing in bagels again on Monday.

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Don't share it. Just wait until the next batch comes in and then cut a few like this while no one is watching.

The resulting workers comp report when someone slices their hand is going to be really interesting.

Of course if we could make a bagel cutter in the spirit of the popular bagel guillotine slicer that cuts a linked bagel we could be millonaires.

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