I launched my wallet and saw a zero balance and zero transactions. I looked around and heard from some friends that I need to convert my funds or something, because there was a "snapshot" yesterday.
I clicked the "re-attach" button and waited for a few minutes. It failed, so I did it again and again and again. After half an hour and five times or so, it succeeded and I could see my balance.
I tried to send funds, the wallet said "sending" for around ten minutes, and then it finally said "success". I waited for the funds to confirm (there were three transactions, two of which were zero for some reasons), but 70 minutes later it still hadn't.
A friend told me I should "re-attach" the transaction and "promote" it. Apparently, "promoting" sends five transactions that reference yours, to confirm it. I imagine the transactions are zero-fund transactions that just spam the network to self-confirm your own one. Who confirms the confirmers?
This is absolutely insane and I can't believe this thing ever got traction. It feels like hacks upon hacks upon hacks. It doesn't even work right! Did any of the people who bought these coins try to ever use them for anything?