Coincidentally, just last night I was telling my wife how impressed I am with my work's copier/printer machine.

It's about the size of a 1980's copy machine, but my department easily prints a minimum of 5,000 color pages with it each day. Some days it's double or triple that. Sometimes with staples.

We go through five massive toner carts each week. They're about the size of a fire extinguisher.

In six months, I've seen exactly ONE paper jam.

I told her I thought maybe they'd figured out this whole printing thing finally. But I guess TFA says I'm wrong.