Oh wow, that sounds suicidally boring. Way to kill the joy, eh.
Little kids want to read about flinging poo, farting, projectile vomit, violence, and every possible misbehavior.
Supposed "children's books" are actually marketed toward grandmothers and public school librarians.
I object to it for a completely different reason: bad spelling and grammar. I think a kid's book should set a perfect example.