For a second I also had a mental image of a flying Stallman tearing his shirt open and leaving the planet at super-speed. At least I wasn't the only one :-)

I can one up that. From the headline alone, I was pretty confident that it was going to be a fun pseudo-scientific attempt to predict this guy's return.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088172/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1