> and concluded the small stuffed animals, a craze from the 1990s, will one day soar in value, like the bitcoins he bought in early January.

Bitcoin. Beanie Babies. The Beanie Babies aren't worth anything by themselves, but I think I may see a solution here.

A Beanie Babies coin. Beanie Babies owners get a chance at the earliest and cheapest rounds of the ICO. Rare Beanie Babies bring the owner better discounts.

Demand for the coin will push demand for Beanie Babies, making them rise in value along with the coin value.

Beanie Babies could potentially be traded physically like real currency.

Is this enough for a whitepaper?

ETA: Fixed spelling issues in the whitepaper.