Breathalyzers will tell you what's up right on the spot, unless you've come across some that require the cops to collect a jar of your breath for processing at some remote discrete location?
What would you say, exactly?
If you said:
"your honor, breathalyzers can be tampered with to provide false readings"
It seems quite easy for anyone to respond with "how so?". Do you refer to "this one time in New Jersey"?
http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/10/20k_dwi_cases_c...