You should recheck your definitions on convexity.
>function f: R^n --> R where for all x in R^n f(x) = 0
This hyperplane is not convex. A convex curve by definition can not be equal to its tangent at any point.
Edit: I should specify, I mean a convex curve cannot be completely equal to any of its tangents, obviously it will equal each tangent at a single point.