Dangit, Chrome is keeping me too safe:
> This page isn’t working
> Chrome detected unusual code on this page and blocked it to protect your personal information (for example, passwords, phone numbers, and credit cards).
> Try visiting the site's homepage.
> ERR_BLOCKED_BY_XSS_AUDITOR
EDIT: Firefox let me load it fine. Turns out their CSP at least prevents execution of that snippet. Smart.