Sorry, that was a joke. If I was honest I might say K&R's 2nd edition of "The C Programming Language".
Definitely this one and also Algorithms + Data Structures = Programs by Niklaus Wirth.
SICP almost turned me into an unemployable mess.
Fortunately I managed to forget it all and am now happily earning a good living in a subset of Pascal called Go.
Off topic, but I'm curious: Why do you call Go a subset of Pascal? Go seems to me to be rather different, both in spirit (much less restrictive and nanny-like) and in syntax.