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In DoD we embrace the NoSQL movement and jump straight to the data-store of the future: a CSV file.

I can't wait for COBOL on Crank. Or Assembly on Acid.

(Sorry. I just had to do that. Don't know what's wrong with me today.)

Good stuff. Many times you can say more with satire than you can with diplomacy. Other times you're just being snarky. Tough call.

But COBOL on Crank just sounds better. Add Jason Statham typing away and well...you have something (not sure what exactly).

Definitely not the feel-good movie of the summer, that's for sure.

The beauty of DoD is that they implemented it.

(Although it's not really DOS, see my other comment on this page.)