So... tap water? Most countries add flouride to their tap water because it improves dental health. Unless you're a redneck screaming about alien mind control, that isn't some crazy scary chemical compound.
> soy sauce with sodium beonzoate
*Sodium Benzoate
Again, perfectly boring salt that reduces pH. Not some scary mind control substance, just a salt you can produce at home.
> sodium nitrate-laden
Every preserved meat in the world. Also found naturally in Chile.
> pesticide- and preservative-laden bread
Pretty much been the case since humans found out about vinegar. I wouldn't call < 1% in total to be "laden" though, unless you're eating an awful lot of bread.
> yellow #5
You realize that was a myth that it would reduce your sperm count right? There is a segment of the population that has a sensitivity to it, but it's pretty small.
> heats up frozen soup in a plastic bag
Again, most plastics are rated for this. Also helps cut down on glass shards in your food, or badly sanitized cookware giving you the runs.
I'm sorry, but your points here aren't some ultimate "gotcha", they're just anti-scientific scaremongering. I'd tell you to stock up on tinfoil for those hats, but I heard that causes alzheimer's.