It's a joke. The joke is that RSA seems familiar, comfortable. Except actually there's a bunch of super subtle ways to mess it up, like padding, or primegen bugs. The bzzrt pop is just a reference to all of the exceptions and caveats, which all sound like arcane incantations instead of straightforward recommendations and are therefore no longer in this document.

Percival 2009 is http://www.daemonology.net/blog/2009-06-11-cryptographic-rig... - the actual summary recommendation is "Use RSAES-OAEP with SHA256 as the hash function, MGF1+SHA256 as the mask generation function, and a public exponent of 65537. Make sure that you follow the decryption algorithm to the letter in order to avoid side channel attacks."

I assume the misquote is making fun of how long that description is compared to, like, "Use 256-bit AES keys." or "Use OpenSSL." (What specific thing in the decryption algorithm should I be making sure I don't misread in order to avoid side channel attacks?)