"Me. I’m a professional programmer. By which I mean to say, I shovel through piles of virtual shit for a living. And to shovel quickly and happily, I need a big shovel. Python is one of my shovels. Core dumps are one of my piles of shit. Python, meet the core dumps. Core dumps, meet the Python."
"A person who was exposed to machines and doesn’t hate them is either an idiot or is completely devoid of soul! Step back, the child of Satan!"
From: http://www.yosefk.com/blog/python-teaching-kids-and-biting-b...
[I sometimes refer myself as Janitor because I really do clean virtual shit. I wish I had registered http://janitorprogrammer.com/ ]