Commit a felony and go to jail. That will meet most of your requirements. You will probably be paroled early, so commit additional felonies as required.
Oh, by "escape the system" i meant escape the system we create here, as in keep my freedom, not be incarcerated, not be prevented from having sex or children for the rest of my life, etc.
This lifestyle will almost assuredly prevent you from having sex. Your budget will not buy you much of it either.
I just mean that i can't be a celibate monk unless i can also stop being a celibate monk when i feel like it.