Can you provide a explain-like-im-five version of what you just said?
That's interesting! Also expensive, I assume?
See, this guy loved this bacon, but the store ran out. So he found a wrapper and drove out to find the farmer. No one was around. Wandering, he finely came up on the farmer holding a pig up into an apple tree. "My God, how much time does that take!" "Whats time to a pig?"
Sorry, to many words.......... Take your five year old to see the film 'Gandhi', the flicker and strobeing is unbearable.