Except that everybody knows that the "fake" phone number prefix is 555: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/555_(telephone_number) ;-)
I said how in the comment to which you replied.
Where did I say, "fact that they showed no reaction"? Why do you interpret something unstated as a fact?
Except when buying a TV -- that would be W1A 1AA
I told the cashier "That's me, don't you recognise me without the makeup?"