Or perhaps incanter with all it's lispy goodness.
"Incanter is a Clojure-based, R-like platform for statistical computing and graphics."
"Incanter is a Clojure-based, R-like platform for statistical computing and graphics."
http://www.stat.auckland.ac.nz/%7Eihaka/downloads/Compstat-2...
i think essentially no one using R professionally would accept Haskell or Clojure as a substitute. having spoken to a few: lisp-like syntax is "unreadable", and Haskell is too much effort.