The The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy quote was a plus. :)
Hop on the dev channel release (7.0+) and enable hardware acceleration. Chrome positively flies.
Finally, I found ChromePlus - which has a few quirks, but works nearly perfectly - and has this capability.
I miss Firefox, but Chrome is SO much faster, and it makes a difference on this several-year-old-refurb-box that I have.
I do wish we had noscript for Chrome, though. The only close extension I found was "notscript", which was... inferior. Didn't work all the time.
This is unnecessary noise. Are we next going to have people telling us they've decided that Nike's are their new favourite shoe?
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