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Also, if you use JavaScript trackers instead of server logs, guess which group won't show on those trackers at all...

Most trackers have a way to handle non-JS clients by rendering a tracking pixel - a solution that has been out there for a long time now.

The anti-JS crowd also tends to block tracking pixels. E.g., New Relic's tracking beacon.

Last time I checked, the default embed code provided by Google Analytics (which covers 99% of website stats) was a single script tag.