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The scrum manifesto is not overly verbose. It explains the value and concepts in a manor that does not lend itself to misrepresentation.

There is definatly a lot of companies peddling hype around scrum but it has a very lean and strong core which is in no way pulling in that direction.

What's the scrum manifesto?

Paraphrasing: The Agile Methodology is to argue about The Agile Methodology.

Source: Certified Scrum Master training. Three times. Still have no idea what these charlatans are talking about.

Which is a higher distinction, Scrum Master, Web Master, or Dungeon Master?

Dungeon Master. They're the only ones that can do something as simple as place an apple on a table, and tear apart your entire team.

Maybe they meant the Agile Manifesto? It’s short and hopefully not controversial: http://agilemanifesto.org

But... my eyes. They burn. Thank heavens for developer tools and the ability to delete backgrounds.

Jokes aside, good call linking that. Super short, super influential, super relevant to the conversation at hand.