Where you go off the track is using "should" rather than "could". Where the original went off track was in calling it a "tragedy".
The guy who wrote that knows he could never be as good or make as much as Patio. That's why it's strongly worded.
Alas, tone and tongue-in-cheek are not grasped well when there is shock and awe.
Really I can't see why anyone would take it any other way, what with the intense praise he was giving him.