'Correlation does not imply causation' only means that causation is not a logical consequence of correlation.
It's no broader a statement than the one you prefer.
It's no broader a statement than the one you prefer.
What do you think the relevant difference between the terms 'imply' and 'conclusively prove' is?
'to involve something or make it necessary'
'to have as a necessary consequence'
'to involve something as a logical consequence'
Thus XKCD's extension of the phrase to `Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'.` -- which is essentially what you're getting at.