"14. Be critical. Make sure to have an endless list of dislikes and voice them often, whether or not your opinion is solicited. For example, don’t hesitate to say, “That’s what you chose to wear this morning?” or “Why is your voice so shrill?” If someone is eating eggs, tell them you don’t like eggs. Your negativity can be applied to almost anything."

It's the "print" (as in, formatted for a printer) version of the article, you can see it in the url (or probably not on mobile).

Here's the full link with all the page bloat included: https://www.alternet.org/here-are-14-habits-highly-miserable...

Well, I appreciated the presumably intentional humour in this comment even if no-one else did so don't consign yourself to abject misery over the reactions.

If you tap the icon with the horizontal lines on the left side of the address bar, it'll activate reader view.

Ugh, no. Don't mess with classic, lightly-formatted HTML.

If you use safari its a perfect setup for readability mode! Its a simple document and gets parsed perfectly.

Safari Reader Mode is a habit of unmiserable people.

Sorry you don't have a competent browser on your device that can render text in a readable fashion.

Reader view works in this page and is perfectly readable.

It's fine on my 4.6" phone.