She gets paid better than the world’s most successful hedge funds to be a glorified baby sitter to grownups?
I picked the wrong career.
Managing assets and making sure certain bills get paid on time seems reasonable. But having to talk them out of impulse buys they may not be able to afford sounds terrible.
It’s like these stars are not fully functioning human beings.
Or that the personalities that (a) go into low-probability high-payoff careers like entertainment and (b) do well in entertainment (through further selection or the perso al transformations necessary to succeed in Hollywood or the NFL) are also bad at saying no to competitive luxuries and short-term impulses.
But even if it's of assets, she's not just managing money. A hedge fund manager isn't going to help choose your drapes, at least not within the management fee.