Nobody on Hacker News Masturbates
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Quora, for instance, has in-built controls to prevent humour from overtaking the site (they've got Not Helpful flags that collapse the comment almost immediately) - on HN all we have are upvote/downvotes, and so this is, naturally, what we use to correct for humour.
For those of you who don't want to read this - author is essentially whining about HN's supposed lack of humour over his one-liner masturbation comment.
Don't knock masturbation: It's sex with someone I love--Woody Allen in Annie Hall
Now, we can point and laugh (haha, you get embarrassed talking about masturbation!) or show some consideration, agree that some people react badly to discussing sexual topics, and don't do so on a primarily tech-focused forum like HN.