I think it's time for someone to invent Uber Walk: someone physically picks you up and carries you to your destination
However, it should prevent you from changing your weight threshold more than once every 2 days. Otherwise, you'd be able to binary-search to find random people's weights.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litter_(vehicle)#Antiquity
Funny name, given how the scooters are regarded. Edit: Just saw this comment after I posted: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17491873