Found the article content quite interesting but the tone of the writing (emojis and exclamation marks everywhere) really put me off. Sounded forced and added nothing.
Fair comment - I agree and so removed a bunch of !'s and emoji for you, though I did leave a few in to convey some of my (and the team's) excitement - we're genuinely buzzed to be able to massively improve the Console.
Hope you find the latest updated version more palatable.