I believe Wittigstein said it best: philosophical paradoxes (if a tree falls in forest with no one around to hear it, does it make a noise?) are just word play, due to the inconsistencies of human language.

Adequate language or computer code makes them go away. You are not blind without glasses - you can distinguish shapes and remember the shape of the room and where you may have left glasses and probe with your hand to find them.

You are not comatose without coffee - you are conscious, and take coffee just to feel more alert.

And so on, that with the right language (but it is easier to do that with mathematics or code) the paradox goes away. Like the Zeno paradox with calculus.