So PowerShell has an integrated dingus[0] now eh?

So, where’s the equivalent offline bash script zero dependency sed awk contraption that is the reason we don’t get “nice things” in our trusty workhorse shell.

Or is the answer to “quick” offline markdown to html conversion on Mac/Linux “install pandoc”?

[0]: https://daringfireball.net/projects/markdown/dingus