MacBooks have been doing quite well in sales for a good while, sometimes outselling competitors.
Many more people aren't having issues. Nor did I when I had an MBP (which I swapped for an iMac + 12" MB, and I'm thinking of getting the 2018 ones.) This isn't to downplay your concerns, but calling it "suicide" is hyperbole.
https://www.macrumors.com/2001/10/23/apples-new-thing-ipod/
The more things change... :)