Clap clap clap.
The same people that insist that the minimum development station is a tricked out computer with two (three?) big monitors, SSDs, the best IDE money can buy, etc. don't understand why someone is uncomfortable writing a program on a whiteboard or, even worse, over the phone.
Unfortunately, I don't have the solution. Perhaps pg can add "Interviewing that doesn't suck" to his list http://ycombinator.com/ideas.html - obviously this is included in "7. Something your company needs that doesn't exist." and is the company version of "8. Dating."
Personally, I think Steve Newcomb has a 90% (maybe better) solution. http://blognewcomb.squarespace.com/essays/2010/10/14/cult-cr... (discussed here http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1793095).