> a new evolution of DDoS, known as Memcache

I almost literally LMAOed.

So, I also have an evolution way of DDoS, known as TCP/IP!

It sounds like a "The hacker known as 4 Chan" joke.

Honestly, that Wired magazine which has inspired the DotCom bubble, is long gone. Nowadays, it's basically a waste of time to read, except for occasional good articles.