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> in a patch of open ocean about the size of Colorado, a place that looked in satellite images like an empty, oceanic Sahara desert

So... Burning Shark.

Thanks for this. It made me giggle.

Unlike “Shark Cafe”.

“She named it the White Shark Cafe even though she wasn’t sure whether the sharks went there for food or sex.”

In that case she should have called it “Plenty Of Fish”...