No, shut up, I love podcasts.
The best ones are Audio Dramas like Uncle Bertie's Botanarium and The Lost Cat podcast or The Stuff of Myth.
The Mysterious Secrets Of Uncle Bertie's Botanarium: http://rss.art19.com/the-mysterious-secrets-of-uncle-berties...
The Lost Cat: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/rss
The Stuff of Myth: http://www.radiodramarevival.com/rdr-vault-stuff-myth-roger-...
Nobody has heard of these and they are brilliant.