None of that is true.

Since you either can't or won't stop posting like this, we're not going to unban you after three months, because clearly this problem is just continuing. But if you can go three months without posting any abusive, off-topic, meta comments, we'll consider it. In the meantime, we're continuing to unkill good comments that you post, if the community hasn't vouched for them first.

We detached this comment from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18289284 and marked it off-topic.