Serverless Still Runs on Servers
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Yeah, sure, "serverless" and "cloud" are both buzzwords that reached peak buzz a years ago (serverless being more recent), but they're actually incredibly powerful.
Before cloud services became a thing, if you wanted to run a high capacity service of some sort beyond something a simple shared web host could offer, you had to either run your own data center or pay for colocation services, neither of which were cheap or quick to set up. Scaling up and down to handle peaks during specific times of day simply wasn't a thing. If you were launching something new, you had to take a guess on how much processing power you'd need. If you guessed too low, you potentially lost customers as they got frustrated and left while you worked on scaling up. If you guessed too high, you wasted a lot of money. The ability to quickly scale your infrastructure up and down in minutes or even seconds is HUGE.
The ramifications of serverless are equally large, because now you don't even need to consider your scaling at all, not to mention patching your operating system and other software. All that matters is your code. Throw your static files in S3 and let AWS handle the distribution, rather than having to spin up an EC2 instance and keeping nginx up to date.
Snubbing technology just because you have some pedantic reason to hate the name is just silly and gets in the way of discussion of the merits of the technology.
Good way to teach kids how to be properly paranoid on the Internet and the Web.
I don't feel it's condescending to make sure people know what they are signing up for. I've had the "you can't store credit card numbers" discussion with people, who have said "but we're not storing it on a computer, we're storing it in the cloud" and genuinely didn't see the problem.