The closest you could get would be something like Everclear (which is more like 8x - swig that like wine you're in a LOT of hurt, and maybe in hospital, but not fucked)
Everclear is around 95%, so it would be more like drinking Everclear when you were expecting a 4% beer. And given the difference between medical and recreational doses, it would be like having 5-6 beers, all at 95%. That would probably leave you pretty fucked.