Hilarious! Even better than what I thought the link was for.
I honestly thought the article was going to be about the absurdity in determining a modem configuration string. Back in the late '90s, all modems shipped in default configurations that only worked for very old configurations. They all needed to be configured to do things like hardware handshaking, and tell the computer that the other end hung up.
These drove dial up BBSer's nuts, because every vendor used a different AT code just to set the modem to a normal configuration.
I always wished there was something like ATmodern to standardize on.