It made me laugh because it caught me off guard. But never say no-one because people do weird things then go online and form groups around those weird things. LOL

100% coverage isn't needed. As long as alerts and testing aren't taking months and the infections aren't being recycled then I am happy to help a few. But I would much rather help the masses. But as you've shown it definitely won't be easy. Btw, if you just want email alerts let me know ;)