It’s not writing intended for a textbook or academic paper. It’s a story. You’re supposed to read it and get introduced to things and discover the themes of the story gradually.
I didn't discover crap.
Lost my attention way before I skimmed over to the near-end where they started making the connection to exaggeration. Not because my attention span is that low but, rather, 99% of newspaper articles and columns are without much substance and I really need some assurance that the long story is worth reading.
But, generally, if I want a story I'll read a novel.
For anything else, give me the point. If the point is really good, you'll probably have me hooked for listening in for more.