I guess mine would be:
Ruby - happy language
Perl - hacky language
Java - $$$ language
Ruby - happy language
Perl - hacky language
Java - $$$ language
Of course, you'd have to paid a lot to do it.
That might not be the case if you're specialized in SAP (ABAP, FICO, ERP), Oracle (PeopleSoft, CRM, Financial). Sometime it is due to the nature of the information you're dealing with.