Drinking in Moderation

For me, drinking alcohol has an obvious anti-depressant effect, and the feeling of a pleasant buzz is subjectively one of the most enjoyable experiences in my life.

But, like many, I find it hard to keep under control. (And indeed, I'm not drinking at all this month at least.)

If someone would invent a time-lock drink dispenser (like the cigarette dispenser in _The Fifth Element_), I'd buy it in a minute. One can mostly simulate this by bringing home a very measured amount of booze, but it's a lot of work.