I don't like this fatalistic attitude. Privacy is not black and white. I switched to signal, duck duck go, and Firefox. And since then, no one knows how to target ads to me anymore. That's a privacy win, even if there's a long ways to go.
Alternatively airplane mode might work too on regular phones, but personally I wouldn't trust it 100%.
Secondly, my concern would be the cellular network automatically flagging you for suspicious activity, especially in an area know to have good coverage. It would certainly look suspect for a device to periodically pop up, send some traffic, then disappear once again.
Do you use you DNSSEC on your phone?
I feel like you are not arguing in good faith with that.